Monthly Archives: March 2014

Back in the saddle again

I’m back. I’m back in the saddle again. I’m back. I’m back in the saddle again. Finally!!! I feel like I’ve missed the month of March. Been in and out of the hospital with bacteria in my blood, poor kidney function, and low blood pressure. I’m back at the hotel giving myself IV antibiotics and am starting to feel more human and getting more energy. Thank you all for the cards, prayers, text msgs of encouragement, and care packages. I’m blessed. So thru all of this there have of course been some humor. My sister came and stayed with me for almost a week and we sent Mom home. Jennifer did a great job. She is usually known to be a little queasy however I have to hand it to her she shocked me. I was sitting in my bed and she was laying cross ways looking up something on her computer. I got up to go to the bathroom and to my horror I realized I shit my pants! When the Hell did that happen? My gosh have I lost feeling? Those of you who know me know I was in there cussing like a sailor. Got myself cleaned up ( still cussing). As I emerged from the bathroom my sister caught a glimpse of my face and shot up on the side of the bed. She asked what was wrong. I said I shit myself and pointed at my bed. I thought for sure she would gag but, nope she was laughing so hard she was crying. She started to approach me and I was screaming at her to stop don’t move. There it was shit on the floor. My gosh I was acting like it was an IED that would explode if she stepped on it. I cleaned that up and God love her she sent me to take a bath while she changed my bed! What are sisters for?! Proud moment lol. I think I got admitted into the hospital a few days later lol. Chicken was going to bring me some depends. I laughed at first and then started to consider it lol. Hope you got a chuckle out of my crisis. Keep the Faith!